5-14: "Obama's alleged support of the Second Amendment is utterly cynical and false" As is any liberal's in my opinion, but you aren't here for my opinions, and Wayne LaPierre in the Standing Guard column isn't offering opinions - just hard facts. Read more in the NRA section of the Extra department.

5-12: Another good week with Folding@home despite Termie off in the depths of hell killing demons playing Doom 3. We earned 2,527 points by crunching 11 work units. Our weekly progress as Team Crunchinator is on display in the Hobbies department.

5-7: "Armed Citizen" is an article in the "American Rifleman" very similar to one of my favorite feature articles in "Guns & Ammo" called "Armed Response". These articles consist of short accounts describing the use of firearms by private citizens to protect lives and property. These are the stories that the mainstream media ignore because they are not so much interested in presenting the truth as much as they are interested in furthering their anti-gun agendas. Some very interesting reading here. It's going on in the NRA section of the Extra department.

5-5: Happy Cinco de Mayo! Today is the traditional day steeped in tradition where where all of Mexico traditionally remembers those of them who went before them and celebrates their forefathers beer drinking with... MORE beer drinking. I'm pretty sure this is what happened, Pancho Villa (or someone) kicked that guy in the bee costume (or someone) out of Machu Picchu (or somewhere) then got drunk. Anyway who cares, that doesn't matter, what matters is that you go out and buy yourself a case of Cervesa and drink yourself blind. Remember to limit your driver to only a six pack. You youngsters have it easy these days, many of the people in your parents time died from swallowing pop tops! In other news, Team Crunchinator over in Hobbies is reporting this weeks crunching results.

5-2: Things don't look so hot for the chili pepper garden. Read the seemingly grim news on in the Chili Pepper Gardener's Diary in the Chili Peppers section of the Hobbies department.

5-1: MAY DAY! MAY DAY! Echo seven zero niner this is Tango Bravo Charlie, the House of Wacks has capsized in the Sea of Mediocrity. I say again, this is Tango Bravo Charlie, the House of Wacks has capsized in the Sea of Mediocrity, over. Dang! the radio is out. OK folks, this is going to be a rough month, women and children to the lifeboats! Hurry, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
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.......... OK, they're gone. Dibs on the remote, hey guys, the Man Show is on and I have Girls Gone Wild on tape!!