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Slap Fight * Pencil. Remember the euphoria when you thought you had a chance in a slap fight? Rich Kid * Pencil. This is a rich kid, we are supposed to hate him because his dad has money. Travelin' Man * Pencil. Enlarged 30%. Going to Hawaii to get pounded by a monster wave. Howdy Ho * Pencil. This is how Mr. Hankey looked before a shark digested him. Poor Iddle Guy * Pencil. Awwww... the poor iddle surfer, the world stacked against him. 2nd Thoughts * Pencil. Maybe 20 foot swells aren't as cool as he thought they would be... West Surf Story * Pencil. What happens when the West Side Surfers meet the South Side Hodads?. At Attention * Pencil. Even surfers must stand at attention, especially for inspection by Kahuna. Here's Johnny * Pencil. A surfer version of the famous Johnny Carson golf swing, sans club. Search Engine * Pencil. The very first search engine, before search engines were cool. Joe Bennett * Pencil. This is a picture I drew of my best friend in my senior year of high school. Cartoon Run * Pencil. Running with your arms straight in front, a classic cartoon staple. Peace Maker * Pencil. Picture snapped moments before both sides simultaneously slaughtered him. Count Chocula * Pencil. Back in the early days, this guy was a surfer apparently... says here anyway. Meanie Pie * Pencil. You sat next to him on the bus. You know who I'm talking about. Sandy cheeks * Pencil. Remember the first time you saw a pretty girl in a bikini? Foam Fluffing * Pencil. The lost art of surfing in an art colony. A Surfer's Overhead * Pencil. Even surfers have a bottom line and an overhead. Smack Down * Pencil. A Veterans day tribute to those Air Force fly boys. What's up * Pencil. Portrait of a man on the brink of finding out. Directions * Pencil. St. Peter must be a surfer because this is how I'll see him at the Pearly Gates. Your Public * Pencil. Portrait of the idiot who inevitably observes you doing something stupid. Surf Couple * Pencil. In the future the oceans will be so salty you will float on the very top. Big Oaf * Pencil. He's that slob in school who ruled because he weighed more than the gym coach. Outside! * India ink. In the future the oceans will be so salty you will float on the very top. Rick & Ron * Pencil. Rick Griffin and Ron Stoner from Surfer Magazine Circa 1964. Surfer 14 * Pencil. When life serves lemons, maybe it's just trying to get rid of you. Mutiny! * Pencil. Rick Griffin and Ron Stoner from Surfer Magazine Circa 1964. This is a montage of two drawings the smaller image superimposed on the larger. Farwell to Arms * Pencil. Montage of surfers arming themselves. Hot Sand! * Pencil. The primordal dance of crossing hot sand. Surfer 13 * Pencil. Montage of surfers with their boards. Grimmie 5 * Pencil. Grimmies doing what grimmies do best. Love Struck * Pencil. Love, with pants on. Tourist * Pencil. The bane of local surfers, tourist surfers! Surfer 12 * Pencil. Two views on running with a surfboard. Mind Waves * Pencil. Surfing the mind waves. Wha?? * Pencil. Inspector Clouseau? Heros * Pencil. Real heros or have they been using the cheat codes? Fore & Aft * Pencil. The north and south of things. Shrunk * Pencil. The art of ridicule. Kahuna 2 * Pencil. A Kahuna shall rise up and smite thee. Finger Pointing * Pencil. Finger pointing, 3 graphics combined. Dufus Collage * Pencil. Dufus collage, 4 graphics combined. Girl Collage * Pencil. Surfer girl collage, 4 graphics combined. Wipeout2 * Pencil. The power of surfing laid bare for all to see. Wipeout * Pencil. Experience "Big Wednesday" with out all the shouting and dying. Grimmie 4 * Pencil. Gosh, another grimmie. Like flies on seaweed. Surfgoodies 2 * Pencil. Another wasted tribute to Surfgoodies Inc. Surfer10 * Pencil. Old and yaller. Slap Subic * Pep poster for San Miguel vs Subic Bay - Smack down before smack down was cool. Surfer Girl 1 * Pencil. Wanted to meet her. Surfer 1 * India ink and colored pencil. Big water damage to this one. Surfer 2 * Pencil. Real tans have cross hatching. Surfer 3 * India ink and pencil. Major water damage. Grimmie * Pencil. The little bastard. Hodad * Pencil. A non surfer wanna be unclear on the concept. Mariachi * Fountain pen and pencil. Surfos upos! Woodie 1 * India ink and Pencil. A bit rumpled. Woodie 2 * Pencil. Is that a Dewey Weber decal in the window? Grimmie 2 * Pencil. They're EVERYWHERE!! Loser * Pencil. When the pier shoots back. Sarge * Pencil. Beetle Bailey's non-com hits the beach. Surfer 4 * Graphite and color pencil. Baggy before baggy was cool. Surfer 5 * Pencil. Half size. Hanging 5 before hanging was cool. Grimmie 3 * India Ink, color pencil. Half size. Grimmies will never be cool. Woodie 3 * Pencil. If you can't take it with you, go surfing instead. SurfGoodies * Pencil and fountain pen. This was going to be my company shingle. Belly Boarder * Pencil. Long board to belly board fusion. Kahuna 1 * Pencil. The wrath of Kahuna. Willie * Fountain pen and pencil. For all you crabby people out there. Skateboard1 * Pencil. I learned on steel wheels. Yes, they had the wheel then. Sun Hands * Oil. My oil lens flares suck! Arms silhouetted by sun. Size is 50% Surfer 6 * Pencil. Pictures like this covered my walls in my room. Surfer 7 * India Ink and color pencil. Lots of touch up on this very yellowed graphic. Surfer 8 * Pencil. This is a frame from the logging truck grill cam. Surfer 9 * Pencil. BC surfs the very first wave in the primordial ocean.

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